Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Matth will be late for his own funeral but he’ll still leap up from the coffin to call everyone twats and reveal yesterday’s news.

 

So was the doctor when he advised an abortion.

 

Matth is about as useful as a kettle that won't boil.

 

You’re about as useful as Spurs trying to win a trophy, Always the bridesmaid, Never the bride.

 

The last time you were top of the league is when the season started

 

Yet we've still got more chance of winning the title than United.

 

POW!

Right between the ****ing eyes!

 

They've got more chance of winning a trophy though.

 

Hiag v Metths is like watching 2 Mexican dwarfs wrestle.

 

Anyway, over to @BobbyD @Bodinki and @Blueman for #operationrollover

 

Wasn't aiming that wum at you, but I'll claim it now anyway

 

You’re not going to win it though.

 

The last time you won the league, I wasn’t born.

 

When were Spurs last top of the league Kipper ?

 

You should have been splurted out in the car park of OT. Only time you may have got near it,

 

Speaking of Old Trafford I'm gonna buy my ticket tomorrow our match there next month.

 

I certainly don't

 

August 2002

 

Tell me that is a wind up surely ?

 

don't worry, the orders are in.

Chelsea away from home at a big club is operation rollover perfection