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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Zico, Sep 8, 2011.

  1. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH New Member

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    Well done on another terrible joke kim jong
     
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  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Gyme? What's a gyme?
    Ohh, a gyme.
     
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  3. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Someone explain to Holt what a joke is, he seems to be struggling with the concept. <doh>
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Challenge Accepted.

    Well, Holt, me old fella, me old chum. Yer a fud.
     
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  5. Dave the Rave

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    Joke = Holt <ok>
     
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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    He says he's 19 but I honestly reckon he's about 14. I vaguely remember being 19, and I wasn't that immature.
     
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  7. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH New Member

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    Kim Jong, you think you are hilarious but you're really not. Its cringey!

    I recognise my faults (not being great at skiing or poetry etc) you should recognise yours!
     
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  8. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    its the only answer
    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH New Member

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    Shalalalala
    Shalalalala

    "and in a hellcat spangled cavern
    when your judgement's on the run
    and you're acting like a stranger
    cause you thought it looked like fun
    well did you ever get the feeling
    did you think she set the fall
    her steady hands may well have done the devil's pedicure
    what you waiting for?
    to sing another ****in'
    shalalala!!!"
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    What changed?
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Maybe someone should do a poll on most funny poster. I have a feeling Kim would win.
     
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  12. Dave the Rave

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    ... "Is this the way to amarillo, cause every night I've been hugging my pilllow..."
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    <grr>
     
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  14. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH New Member

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    just when things are getting complicated in the eye of the storm
    she flicks a red-hot revelation off the tip of her tongue
    it does a dozen somersaults and it leaves you supercharged
    makes me wanna blow her candles out just to see if you glow in the dark
    shalalala
    shalalala
    shalalala
    shalalala
    home sweet home, home sweet home, home sweet booby-trap
    i took the batteries out my mysticism and put 'em in my thinking cap
    she's got a telescopic hallelujah hanging up on the wall
    for when it gets too complicated in the eye of the storm
    shalalala
    shalalala
    shalalala
    shalalala
    oh...
    and in a hellcat spangled cavern
    when your judgement's on the run
    and you're acting like a stranger
    cause you thought it looked like fun
    well did you ever get the feeling
    did you think she set the fall
    her steady hands may well have done the devil's pedicure
    what you waiting for?
    to sing another ****in'
    shalalala
    shalalala
    shalalala
    shalalala

    Alex Turner = best lyricist of last 20 years
     
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  15. Dave the Rave

    Dave the Rave Member

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    ... "Dreaming dreams of amarillo, and sweet Marie who waits for me..."
     
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  16. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Paul Simon eat your heart out <laugh>
     
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  17. Killa_Kam

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    niggas, stop your sh...its
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Garfunkel <grr>
     
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  19. TommyNooka

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    **** off, let's see Alex turner beat this-

    (Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
    Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
    Yeah, yeah
    Yeah-ah-ah
    Yeah-ah-ah
    Yeah-ah-ah
    Yeah-ah-ah
    Yeah, yeah, yeah

    7am, waking up in the morning
    Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
    Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
    Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
    Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
    Gotta get down to the bus stop
    Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

    Kickin’ in the front seat
    Sittin’ in the back seat
    Gotta make my mind up
    Which seat can I take?

    It’s Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday
    Gettin’ down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin’ forward to the weekend


    7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
    Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
    Fun, fun, think about fun
    You know what it is
    I got this, you got this
    My friend is by my right
    I got this, you got this
    Now you know it

    Kickin’ in the front seat
    Sittin’ in the back seat
    Gotta make my mind up
    Which seat can I take?


    It’s Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday
    Rebecca Black Friday lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/rebecca-black-friday-lyrics.html

    Gettin’ down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin’ forward to the weekend


    Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
    Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
    We-we-we so excited
    We so excited
    We gonna have a ball today

    Tomorrow is Saturday
    And Sunday comes after...wards
    I don’t want this weekend to end


    R-B, Rebecca Black
    So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
    In the back seat (In the back seat)
    I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
    Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
    Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
    (C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
    Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
    Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
    We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

    It’s Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday
    Gettin’ down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin’ forward to the weekend

    It’s Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday
    Gettin’ down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin’ forward to the weekend



    Aye, didn't think so, he's not even the best lyricist this year!
     
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  20. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Plesae can someone do the lyrics to Kylies `I should be so lucky`

    Thanks in advance <ok>
     
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