Off Topic NSFW- Do you eat your greens?

I do now

 

I was a bit disappointed she didn’t spit on it like.

 

What the hell was the tomatoe for

 

Definitely Wid.

 

All night long baby...

 

I defo was disappointed by her not spitting on it and hitting it against her chops a bit. But I wid.

I never really noticed before but there seems some similarity between her and Gabby Logan. She's like a skinny Gabby Logan.

 

She’s a wee bit ginge too.

 

Nowt wrong with a bit of fire fanny.

 

...if those are her symptoms, you might want to get a check-up.

 

Slag

 

Mae West: 'Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere'.

 

The old gauranteed way of checking a bird out was to spit out a bit of your chewing baccy onto the palm of your hand, if she jumped when you placed it on her fanny then you'd steer clear.

You don't get that advice in std clinics, trust me.

 

Is that where the expression “You’re quids in there” comes from?

 

They were all charm in the old days eh Jimi

Guys I think this thread has become very misogynistic and I'm feeling offended.

 

Careful that Offended doesn't report you then.

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Have I been transported back to the 80's? Who let Jim Davidson have an account?

 

I always liked: "I was snow white but I drifted."

 

**** off you snowflake ****

 

I get the impression that she is filthy as ****, or as a great philospher once wrote... "Nawty Nawty, verrrrrrrrrry Nawty"

Now sit on my face and glaze me like a ****ing donut

 

but yes