I was doing the weights last night and after a few reps said to my personal trainer 'throw on some more weight'. 'There are no more weights left' was his reply.
I have a pretty awesome bod, six pack and perfectly toned without being ridiculously muscly. Gyms are good for somethings but why use a treadmill? Just go running, its better for you. I just go swimming, cycling, running and do pressups, crunches, situps and weights at the gym. You idiots probably are obsessed with the treadmill and I could still thrash the lot of you in any sport/endurance event, plus I think it is highly unlikely anyone on this forum is as handsome face wise or as toned as me
It was funny when I came back from my holiday seriously tanned the other week. I had got the darkest tan imaginable cause I'd been in California for over a month - the fittest girl at my old school just came up to me on a night out and said "WOW! Now you're tall, dark and handsome" Then we shagged lol
Pull the pound, up and down, turn yourself around shorty Here's some weed, burn yourself a pound whodie Here's a map, go load yourself a town, sporty I was down forty, now I'm up fifty Buck fifty, buck quickly, who could fuc...k with me? Killa
Reading this thread started making me feel inadequate but then I remembered the humble Ant. Makes all of you look like a bunch of whimp ****s. please log in to view this image
I got apes and hounds, he just pace around And I'll lace you down, but I'm lookin for A Manahttan ho or a Brooklyn whore A Bronx biatch that'll let me look and explore Up front but beat around the bush for sure 'Til the tush is sore, hit it doggy style Get it doggy style, you know you doin your style I'ma mack or more and it's smash or more A VIP up between the bathroom stalls
Ma you straight frontin', let's get the date jumpin See your booty panties, ma shake something Shake something, shake something Shake-shake, shake shake something
