**** who sits next to me chews his food like a horse! Annoying as ****. He's also a know it all , always correcting to his version of understanding . He's also ginger ... What things do your work colleagues do that annoy you ?
I sacked someone who used to eat noisily, there were other legitimate reasons I used but the way he munched crisps used to make me gag. I don't restrict my ire and gall to workplaces either because there are so many c.unts who use cafes, coffee shops and the like to conduct their business. F.ucks me right off when you can't get anywhere to sit because of twats charging their phones and laptops and poncing the Wi-Fi. Then there are the c.unts who think it is acceptable to hold business calls at the top of their voices or worse still the sh.itarses who broadcast their personal sh.it to anyone within earshot. And it's never anything decent you get to over-hear either, if it was "well Sharon, I tell you this, that Rampant Rabbit I got for Christmas is an absolute revelation. I've been frigging myself off almost continuously for the last month and had to get re-chargeable batteries because it was costing me so much. My poor quim looks like a punched lasagne I can tell you!" then I'd be happy to listen in. Except you don't get that, instead it is a drone smattered with "an I was lak dis and den he was lak dat and den I goes dis and he just goes dat and lak you know what I mean?" Not that it bothers me. At all.
****s who turn up 20 minutes late, then expect you to cover for them while they make a 30 minute phone call to find out what their missus wants for dinner later.
C.unts who don't come to work because of the snow and when you say "you only live two miles away, why don't you walk" they say that you are out of order for suggesting it and that they will sue you if they fell over. Actually happened by the way.
****s who eat their breakfast at work. We all get a lunch break right, but when was the ****ing breakfast break introduced? Must have missed that.
Same c.unts who eat Belvita biscuits thinking that they are healthier than scoffing a pack of Digestives "It says breakfast biscuits so they are good for you"
****s in my work take half an hour at least for breakfast Skiving ****s take about 2 hours for lunch as well and still leave before me Sub-human scum
C.unts who rant on about other c.unts on Forums all day long instead of doing their f.ucking jobs. Erm...
Worst thing about working in an office? When every ****'s off and it's just you and that other bloke that rarely says anything. Seven, eight hours of near silence - usually end up feeling so uncomfortable you make excuses to leave early. Think Father Stone but in an office setting.
Do you mean when your workmate leaves to photocopy some documents and you ejaculate into his pasta pot?
