Kung Fu Fat ****

The year of the pig ...

Finally, it's my year mother ****ers.

To all the wee Willie winkies , happy new year .

 

Pigs are dirty

 

Jew would say that ...

 

Mmmmmmmm bacon.

 

What you call a cup of tea made by a Jewish male...

A Hebrew

 

That’s gr8

 

How do you pick up some Jews in old Germany?

Dustpan and brush.

 

**** up ya auld hog

 

Oink oink.

 

What does a pig use when he gets sunburnt?

Oinkment.

 

I made that up

 

Mon texted it to me.

 

I am mon ffs

 

Poor Simon will be getting force fed cháng shòu miàn and nian gao.

Thank god I married a Jap and no' a Chinky.

 

Aye because raw fish and seaweed is much better.

 

Will you stop following me about ya ****ing weird stalker bitch.

 

I had a seaweed bath once and lovely it was too.

 

Do the nips have a separate new year or do they follow normal folk wan?

 

Naw.

 

Crackling