HIAG's Days In Purgatory

Roll call.... Kipper.... Kipper? You there Kipps?

 

There’s no way kipper’s gonna last until Xmas with this avatar if he can’t even be bothered to show up on day 5

 

9am and you’re first thoughts, while waiting for your morning boner to droop, is of HIAG.

That is some serious obsession right there.

 

Anyway....

Day 5.

 

It’s ‘your’ btw

Not that I’m sad enough to stick that typo in my sig of course.

 

... and "are of HIAG" rather than "is of HIAG" given that "thoughts" is plural ... notwithstanding that the commas are actually unnecessary in the sentence structure - it would still have been grammatically correct without the blunders ... seems like they must have really lowered the bar for 'the bar' ... and Quents was a pretty adroit legal limbo dancer ... where did those moves go eh?

If you didn't know better, you might just think Kipper was a bit rattled this morning, mate?

 

I was up at 6 mate. Boner was dealt with by 6:15

 

Hiag has been up all night trying to learn Slade songs, as the last effort was an abortion.

 

His inability to grasp lyrics easily might be a bit of a risk with those Slade songs ...

"So cum on feel the boiz, what the ****'s that noise?"

 

That is some serious obsession right there.

 

Do you cover "Silence Is Golden" ???

 

Thanks, Mrs Pix. I’ve corrected the typo (blasted iPhone spellchecker!).

Now, make yourself useful and get me some coffee.

 

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We’ve been over this, Pix.

What makes your grammatical error intensely hilarious is that it appeared in the opening post of your thread about wum fcuk ups!

It was a moment of pure comedy gold, although entirely unintentional on your part.

 

. you've quoted yourself, you ****ing muppet.





No need to repeat yourself

 

Not just quoted himself he edited the old quote and put the old bit in the new quote.

Spam Kippers.

 

... bloke's a ****ing Roll-mop!!!

 

And he’s responded to my comment twice.

Kipper’s having a ****ing mare here

 

Poor HIAG.

He reminds me of an 80’s comic, who’s gone from Saturday night prime time to the Britsh Legion matinee 30 years on. A truly sad demise.