Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Any idea when he's back?

 

Just been laughing at this...

Royston Drenthe on the time he turned up late to an Everton team meeting..

“When I went in afterwards, Moyes told me to f**k off. I should have accepted it, but I said, ‘What do you mean, f**k off, bro? You f**k off.’"

 

like most of our squad, before Apr 27th. unlucky.

 

You'll be on holiday by then, anyway.

 

oh, I'm pretty sure we'll return for the day just to piss on your chips, or lasagne.

 

Judging by the other two games this season, probably not, eh?

 

Keita playing tonight... he’ll get his first assist tonight I reckon.

He’s 10 behind Pogba, it’ll probably go to the wire.

 

Despite the bravado can't see nothing but a comfortable away win here.

 

Old ****ty ****face Lallana is playing I see.

 

"Beyond putrefacton" .. .

 

Watch Keita when he gives the ball, he’ll then go and run into a position where he’s absolutely redundant.

 

Keita tackled 3 times in 6 seconds

 

He really is dreadful.

Smashes it in training by all accounts though.

 

Did you see his give and go just then? Went and stood in between 3 defenders while his team mate got tackled

 

I honestly don't think he'd get in our midfield.

 

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Lallana did well there the ****ing bastard.

Milner offside ffs. Another gift.

 

Oh fishsticks.

 

****ing scruffy weaselcunt.

 

Only the 2 yards offside and about 10ft from the lino.