You seem to have rather a strange fascination about such things, Quents? ... but at least on one thing we can agree ... it was a typo ... by someone simple
Even more baffling why you'd want our manager and half our squad. When I say you...I mean the people who run United.
Personally don’t want the manager. You’ve got some good players though. Not good enough as a group to win anything but some good individuals.
Tottenham centre-back Juan Foyth, 21, has revealed he turned down Paris St-Germain to join Spurs in 2017. (Goal) Kiss the badge, lad!
In-form Tottenham forward Son Heung-min, 26, who signed a five-year contract in July, is set to be offered a second pay rise in 12 months in a new deal, taking his wages to £150,000-a-week. (Mail) Well done! You've earned it... er... son. Keep kissing that badge.
Kane is due back at the weekend for our game against Burnley. And, lo! In the distance dist thou hear a dreadful roar! T'was like the gunning of a mighty engine!