Match Day Thread Cod Army v Haddocks

I’d rather appear on Come Dine with Me with BexleyBoy than ever make the journey to Fleetwood again.

Although to be fair, the Cod Army no longer boasts the worst ground in League One - that accolade being handed to Accrington Stanley.

Joey Barton is slightly less of a knob that John Coleman as well.

I assume that Bowyer is forced to play 4-5-1 today, with the terrible Hackett-Fairchild on his own up front. Not fair on the kid - who palpably isn’t ready - and not fair on the travelling fans.

4-5-1 is as ill fitting as one of Elf’s jackets, so it’s hard to see us winning today IMO.

 

Surely Parker will play? And that will put a couple of thousand on to the gate.

 

I believe he’s not fit ...

 

Ah. He must have been attracted by our fabled medical department.

 

You mean the bloke with the magic sponge.

 

Looks like we have sold about 275 today, with another 100 or so roll ups, we can expect 400.

I tip my hat to every one of them

I would sooner have my face sat on by Gemma Collins than do that trip today.

 

Josh Parker is fit but Bowyer passed a comment that he didn't believe that Gillingham players would not be as fit as Charlton players. Which I don't think is true.
I can't see us scoring today.

 

Charlton have as much chance as scoring as Elf does with a woman

 

We'll win about 5-0 today.

 

Don't you mean Joan?

 

2-0 win to us. We thrive on this sort of stuff recently.

 

I'm not at all sure playing with a false 9 works at L1 level?

 

Weak line up today

 

What a pony line up.

 

Williams & Reeves will need to play well today.

 

Tough debut for RHF, sole striker at Fleetwood.

 

It’s crazy ..

 

Not according to Colin.

 

Jonny Williams copping some rough treatment apparently.

 

64 mins and no shots on target