Breakfast

Had my first bowl of porridge in over 30 years the other day. It'll be at least another 30 years before my next one. I'd forgotten what an utterly ****ing joyless experience breakfast could be.

 

Should have stuck to your usual 3 Benson and a can of Super!

 

Julie made pancakes this morning, 25g oats, one egg and half a banana, put it in the nirtobullet for 1 minute, fry mix in coconut oil, add blueberries then served with Greek yoghurt and raspberries and strawberries.

In God We Trust.

 

Add double cream to cooked porridge. It makes it luxurious.

 

That sounds vile.

 

Pretty easy once you do it for a week. First week is hard tho.

 

And gay.

 

It's nae wonder yer fat hen.

 

I only have it when I’m up at my sisters.

I’ll be having it next weekend

 

Sister's friend's husband going to be there?

 

No, just me, her husband and Maude.

 

Maude

 

Ftfy

 

I had haddock chowder for breakfast

 

Dog sausages probably.

 

Just a coffee with butter and double cream blended in. Lasts me until early afternoon.

When a nipper living in Ratho, the native gingers introduced me to Weetabix soaked in black tea. Surprisingly tasty.

 

You put butter in hot beverages ?

 

Yup - bullet proof coffee. That little extra fat keeps the hunger down. Lost a lot of weight in a short time with it (not through having the ****s).

 

Weird

 

Yeah, but tastes great and is effective matey