Never noticed any smelly piss after eating asparagus, what is it meant to whiff of if not just normal piss? Asparagus doesn't smell much once cooked so if my piss smelled like it I wouldn't be too perturbed but everyone bangs on about how rotten it makes your wiz honk. Not asking for a friend, I have a thirst for knowledge.
Why? What's wrong with dinner, cinema and an ice cream? You spend your weekends in Ikea ffs, your life is Grove-esque.