Perks of the Job

Unfortunately

 

You just need the unbroken seal part of the bottle for a refund. Or you did until recently enough.

 

Where Tommy used to work?

 

Had to lock the doors at night because people were dying to get in?

 

A diesel fitter in a knicker factory.

 

I used to work for British Rail, welding the crusts onto their pies.

 

Did you star in the adverts with Jimmy Savile?

 

I directed them.

 

@tina. worked at a sperm bank.

Got sacked for drinking on the job.

True story.

 

Impressive, not to be sniffed at.

 

Had a nice day out a few weeks ago: Leicester City game in hospitality then pub then curry then casino.