Christ...no...just no.
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Nah he doesn't have the mobility for that at all. Never really for the hype about him tbh, he's decent on FIFA but never seen it IRL
If we sign a forward any time soon it'll be someone like Son, if we go foreign I think Timo Werner fits the mould best but we'd face a fight to sign him. So someone HG like Jarrod Bowen is more likely IMO. All talk for the summer though now, really.
If Poch wants Batshauyi, that’s fine by me.
Im more surprised by the fact that we haven’t looked at a CM. Even a loan deal. Tielemens seemed perfect.
Fat Sam on Sky ...he scores goals where ever he goes but he won't get game time at Spurs so Should go to West Ham...
He's scored 7 in 32 games for Chelsea
He's scored 1 in 12 games for Valencia
Fat Sam showing his attacking prowess as a manager...so yes go to West Ham
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
NOT SPURS!
If Poch wants Batshauyi, that’s fine by me.
But it does feel like another random one, like Sissoko was.
Im more surprised by the fact that we haven’t looked at a CM. Even a loan deal. Tielemens seemed perfect.
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You and that fecking videoGKN, Vinnie J, we don't want them back,
We'd rather Jack, than Michy Bats..........
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Yeah I've only seen snippets of him as well and he seems more of a CF which makes him pointless as he'll never oust Kane.
Werner would be fantastic but I think he'll go either Bayern or someone who'll offer him a fat packet.
I'd really like us to go for Ollie Watkins, big fan of the lad and I've got mates who are Exeter fans so I know they'd love to see a former academy player make it in the Prem. I've only seen YouTube clips of Bowen but he also looks pretty decent, solid strike rate as well.

Yeah Watkins looks decent too according to Youtube. Never really seen either of them play but promising on both counts.
On Batshuayi, I heard that Valencia just cancelled his registration at a player, apparently their manager really dislikes him because he won't get on top of his nutrition and shift a couple of pounds, and also won't do the work off the ball that he wants.
Yeah, Poch would definitely want a player like that
Edit: apparently now looking likely he's off to Palace.
Even sky have given up the pretence that deadline day is exciting - Fat Sam and boring Alan Smith in the studio that is just desperation
Definitely the ****test overall deadline day. Biggest signing so far is some unknown guy from the MLS becoming Toon's record signing. That's a seriously risky signing in my eyes, MLS is like League 2 equivalent, if that.