Transfer Rumours transfer thread fact and fiction

I have to admit a bias in favour of Hoddle about equal to @Dier Hard 's bias against Winks.

 

I can’t help being able to spot a poor player... Sometimes it’s a gift I wish I never had.

Modric to Dembele to Winks...

 

I'd go for Gilzean then he could feed Kane like he used to do for Jimmy

 

But actually Danny and Mackay are what really need in this squad . I have no doubt that with either we would win the league

 

If it's a 50:50, then surely they've got an equal chance of winning it?

Eriksen covers a lot of ground, which is something that he shares with Ozil.
Neither of them tackle or head the ball with any conviction, though.
They're appalling at it and look cowardly doing it, due to their lack of commitement.
Someone like Lamela goes the other way entirely, relishing it a bit too much.

 

Playing catch up on today’s events. No surprise that there’s very little our end.

One thing I have seen though is we apparently pulled out of a £35 million deal for Batshuayi according to Kaveh Solhekol of SSN.

 

Could you imagine how much they would cost these days.

 

Bravo to Football365 for the most batshit headline of the day

Tottenham give up any hope of title by letting Nkoudou go

I've seen twats holding signs standing outside Wembley who made about as much sense as that...

 

West Ham have also supposedly pulled out of a loan deal for him, due to his outrageous wage demands.
I'm not sure how that works with a loan, to be honest, but if even they're baulking at them then they must be bad.

 

You've got me there. Berbatov would never chase passes he couldn't get to. Got a lot of stick for that but was actually a good use of energy.

 

He's on £90k (according to both Total Sportek and Sportrac) so if clubs are being put off loaning him due to his wages that suggests Chelsea aren't going to be subsidising them - which they presumably were when he was at Valencia

 

So, is a late Tielemens deal inbound? We have seen us lose out (depending how you look at it) on Willian in the final hour.... you never know...

Or perhaps we’ll finally get Mourinho now he’s only up the road?

Or maybe we’ll finally sign Damiao!

Stay tuned folks!


I’m surprised sky even bother to send a reporter to hotspur way anymore!

 

It was reported he was demanding £160,000 a week

 

I can’t believe Tielemans is going to Leicester.

Would have been ideal for Spurs.

 

Tommy Huddlestone looks like he’s on his way to Udinese... Gonna rock up to Serie A and be like “yo, I’m the English Pirlo”.

 

I'm surprised they don't get pelted with kiwi fruit for a solid 45 minutes when they show up...

 

Or a dildo to the ear. Oh yeah, that did happen.

In other news, sky are now saying we can’t shift Janssen.

 

Seriously, we probably wouldn’t be able to get rid of the useless sack even if we offered him out for free.

 

The Cardiff vote is.......

Noooooooo!!!!!!