Elneny. Or maybe Cech. Actually could be Xhaka. Or Mkhitaryan? What a clusterfuck of fees and wages they are.
only idiots believe that 'West Ham way' bullshit the media spout about the fans demands, I don't know any West Ham fans that actually talk about it other than tongue in cheek, Of course, there are twats from other clubs that seem to think we believe it, roughly the same type of idiot that believes we think we won the world cup. We just don't like pragmatic football, but will put up with it if the players are putting in a shift.
Worst player in my team. Well there's a reasonable amount of trash in there and plenty of positions which could be better but overall I'd say the over-rated waste of space whose name I shudder when I see they're playing is probably... Deli Alli. If he doesn't improve England should surely drop him.
At the minute, Seamus Coleman, looks a shadow of the player he was before that Taff snapped his leg. After him Walcott, winds me up, often half arsed and doesn’t use his blistering pace enough. A bit of a ****house imo.
Not a difficult choice - got to be Joselu. He is that bad we even left him off the bench on Tuesday night as there was talk a Chinese club were interested in him and we didn't want him to get injured and blow the move, despite having no other forwards available. Unfortunately the deal now looks to have fallen through. Mike Ashley isn't prepared to pay the amount the Chinese are demanding to take him off our hands.