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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ponders Revisited, Jan 29, 2019.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    When I was temping, spent a day sorting laundry in a lunatic asylum. Had to sort into three piles: whites, coloureds and soiled. The final straw was when a blood stained needle fell out of a bag.
     
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  2. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  3. GroveRanger

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    "Nurse!"
     
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    Part time as a student in Christian salvensen warehouse...picking orders for delivery to supermarkets
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Supermarkets sell guns?
     
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    It was in America ...
     
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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Shovelling mince into giant drums that processed the mince into bags, in a meat packing factory.

    I amused myself by biting off my finger nails and spitting them into the mince, then imagining the scene as someone discovered a human thumbnail in their packet of ground meat.
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Sounds like an old episode of Citizen Smith.
     
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  9. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    ^^^

    This was the reason I became a vegetarian.
     
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Freedom for Tooting <ok>
     
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  11. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    It was the cancer threat for me

    Watv
     
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  12. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  13. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Aren't all episodes of Citizen Smith old?
     
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  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Yes, but some are older than others.


    (Marxist-Leninist joke)
     
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  15. Easter Road 1980

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    And because of your rampant ****terism lest one forgets.
     
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