Match Day Thread Toon v UAE

It’s all lies to stop the protests and ST cancellations.

 

You’ll get a nosebleed mate.

 

And your gloves?

 

Say hello to Lando Calrissian.

 

Go to the

Front of level 7 and wave
I am just below

 

No hat or gloves
Gloves are for softies

 

I see power must be frozen to the back he hasn't showed his mug yet

 

I see the stewards have been taking the fliers off people as they come through the doors

 

Don’t tell Perez.

 

Aguero scoring after 23 seconds... Defensive masterclass commences.

 

Definition: concede as few as possible.

 

**** me. Just been for a piss and missed the first goal.

 

FFS - this is going to be a long night....

 

What a pile of Mike Ashley krap.

 

Hopefully that goal at least forces our hand to try and get a goal rather than the usual defensive block all night

 

Makes up for the Tiote disallowed goal

 

I cannot fathom how people don't watch this and think "there's something wrong with football". Yes, we've had underinvestment - team on the pitch cost £50m to assemble. Man City's, though, cost £450m. It's gross.

 

Depends how you look at it
£450m is the PL tv/prize money for the 3 seasons pep has been here
Not our fault your owner is a bellend

 

Sure, but £450m is just the cost of the team on the pitch, mate. What are you at over his three seasons in spending? £700m? £800m? Laporte cost more than our first XI.

 

Same with everything now though. Movie stars, singers, Bankers, charity fund CEO's, all on obscene money. At least these guys come out and give us something new each week. Well, 'cept Newcastle, the anti football I'm watching tonight is making Shipwrecked with the mrs seem like a plan!