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Fake transfer news

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 26, 2019.

  1. Eddie's British Plodders

    Eddie's British Plodders Well-Known Member

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    A NUFC record breaking £20million fee is being quoted, so yeah, probably.
     
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    You trying to tell us something Tasty?
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Fake news.

    Charnley will get him over and reduce the offer by 50% for a broken toe nail.

    I’ll eat my pubes on crackers if I’m wrong and we sign him.

    And post proof on here.
     
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    Probably. It's what this thread was made for!
     
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    I’m really struggling to decide which is the worst. To think of it in the first place or to do it in the second place or to post pictures of it in the third place. Answers on a postcard.
     
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  8. cronemeister

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    I’ll buy you the crackers mate!!
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Apparently off to Lazio.

    Sweet Jesus there is a god.
     
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    If it sounds too good to be true...

    Put it in the fake transfers thread.
     
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    Manpillow and Hoss in the same window...**** any incomings that is music to my ears that! Can we get shot of Hayden as well or is that just asking for trouble?
     
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    T
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    A million times T

    <laugh>
     
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  16. cronemeister

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    Maybe it’s just a ruse to ward off any protests at the match tonight...cue the failed medical reports tomorrow, or flight delayed or some other bollocks excuse.
     
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    You’re right.
    The fake transfer thread is working.
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    This is basically an insurance thread.
     
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    I reckon he'll fail a medical, his eyebrows look overweight
     
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    There is so much more to this though. It's not as if he can go out and pick exactly who he wants to sign for that money. He's got to find someone who is prepared to sign for us, wages are a massive cosideration as part of any deal. He's got to have numbers in the squad to be able to cope with a long season so that rules out dropping it all on a few quality players (who again you have to convince to come) and he's been given it in dribs and drabs anyway bar the relegation season.

    Agree not all have worked out but that's as much a symptom of the level we are operating at in the transfer market.
     
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