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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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  2. Stan

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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    @Matth_2014 get yourself down mate.
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    This test will predict which of the 18 films listed below is your favourite.

    Pick a number from 1-9.

    Multiply by 3.

    Add 3.

    Multiply by 3 again.

    Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favourite film in the list of 18 films below.

    Film List:

    1. Gone With The Wind
    2. E.T.
    3. Beverly Hills Cop
    4. Star Wars
    5. Forrest Gump
    6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
    7. Jaws
    8. Grease
    9. The Joy of Gay Anal Fisting
    10. Casablanca
    11. Jurassic Park
    12. Shrek
    13. Pirates of the Caribbean
    14. Titanic
    15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
    16. Home Alone
    17. Mrs. Doubtfire
    18. Toy Story
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Once you've done that consider that I've just forwarded to all my what's app contacts by mistake so my mum, dad and my boss got it.

    @Skylarker
     
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  6. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    You'll be back on the phones, tomorrow <laugh>
     
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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Think I recalled it but can't really tell. Soon ****ing find out I suppose.
     
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  9. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Such a twat <laugh>
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Cheers mate, I knew you'd understand.
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Grease

    That's a **** test. I hope all of your contacts delete you.
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Your maths are worse than mine. Hopefully my boss is also **** at maths.
     
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Oh yeah, just recalculated <laugh>

    They are definitely deleting you.
     
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  14. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Piskie can't do maths <laugh>
     
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  15. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I can at the second attempt <laugh>
     
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  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    His business must be in a right state.<laugh>

    @Skylarker don't tell anyone I did it wrong the first time.
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Is that what you say when you're trying to rip your customers off bru? :bandit:
     
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  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    It's surprising how much unexpected profit I can turn each month. No idea where it all comes from <whistle>
     
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  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Meanwhile, Mrs Penfold can't warm her house because she spent nearly a grand on some chocolate covered insect faeces.
     
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  20. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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