Typical NUFC, in the face of unrest and protests they drop some potentially excellent news. This tops any takeover chat. However, like the takeover, it's clearly bollocks. Two clubs? Get the **** out.
"Toon nightmare", surely that should be "footballer nightmare"!! He is like what happens if you had a dream about being a footballer, but had no ability or idea in general about being a footballer!
Not going to happen. Even if he is wanted elsewhere, which l seriously doubt, we cannot sell him without a replacement. Seeing as the Board has run out of time and we have no money, l cannot see him going anywhere anytime soon! Nice whilst it lasted (all of three seconds) Mind you, it’s not impossible that we give him away and sign no one.
Toon nightmare? He's played a similar number of games and score the same goals as he did at Stoke and Deportivo, so by that logic, has his whole career been a nightmare? .....the answer is yes btw. tbf he's been exactly what we thought he'd be, when you sign a reserve striker from a relegated club hopes aren't exactly high.
He always seems to be fairly happy with his lot I think. Not sure he's hopping up and down to wake up from this 'nightmare'