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  1. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Really?? I'd read carefully.
     
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  2. AH

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    <yikes> Blimey! <laugh>


    In all seriousness though, he's a bit of an odd lad. Only met him once or twice.
     
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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  4. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    I did <laugh>

    I honestly don't know, he never said, but he never does his blazer up for his suit to work, and at formal occasions has to get my mum to do them <laugh>
     
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  5. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> This is one of the funniest phobias I have heard of.
     
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    <laugh> Hahaha. That's ace.

    I didn't know his name for a while, so we just referred to him as button boy.
     
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  7. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    It made my childhood so fun, so many stories, here's a few:

    Littered his bed with them under the covers

    Filled his trouser pockets with them for work

    Filled his briefcase (briefcase ****er) with them

    Glued them to all of the door handles

    Scattered them all over the floor
     
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    I would have replaced every penny in his wallet with buttons... that would have made things interesting at the supermarket checkouts.
     
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  9. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> does he run a mile when he see's them? You should stick one to his face when he is sleeping.
     
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    <laugh><laugh> You're cruel!
     
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  11. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Yeah, it's so ****ing weird, the big brown ones are the worst!

    Yeah I know, but the thing is I know I'd laugh and hes a very light sleeper <laugh>
     
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    In the 80s they never had this on after the 9pm watershed, must have been awful for him.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    skalpel, Sep 8, 2011
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Does he have a button censer?

    My sister was scared of paper like. She would leg it if anyone shoved paper in her face.
     
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    Bet she did well in school <laugh>
     
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    None of my family have weird phobias

    My girlfriend's scared of people on stilts, and those people you see dressed as statues. That's about it.
     
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    Does anyone else get freaked out by cotton wool?
     
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    <laugh> she did actually. God knows how.
     
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    I know a guy who is scared of cucumber. Needless to say I've been sure to never ask why.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    No, are you trying to tell us something?

    I am scared of the sea, I was stung by a jellyfish when I was younger in Ibiza, horrible.
     
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    We'd sometimes put these up over the house, admittedly if I walked into one in the night I'd **** myself

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