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How Do You Take a Dump?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Strange Nipples ST, Jan 28, 2019.

  1. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds Forum Moderator

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    Correct and dark matter is simply buffering. Eddie to confirm <ok>
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    In a bag hung from the elastic waistband of my Nylon slacks.

    :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  4. GroveRanger

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    I don't make jokes about colostomy or stomas, it's not my bag.
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Can never be too careful, ed
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  8. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I used to enjoy a smoke,read and ****,don't smoke anymore but miss that me time.
     
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  9. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant in a fight? No weapons allowed.

    Asking for a friend.
     
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  10. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Why don’t you just kill yourself?
     
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  11. GroveRanger

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    I'd assume that a chicken wouldn't be able to peck through an elephant's tough hide but the eyes could be a vulnerable point. As long as Nelly kept her eyes shut I doubt any number of chickens would cause much concern. From a scientific approach you could cover the elephant in tons of chickens thereby causing suffocation so assuming a chicken weighs 2kg you'd need 500 chickens per metric ton. Say 10 tons of chickens to cause suffocation which would be 5000 chickens. Give or take a couple of Bargain Buckets.
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I'm going to try 8
     
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  13. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    Thank you for taking this seriously <hug>
     
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  14. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    You should play a game to see how many paracetamol you can swallow in one hour
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    If I’ve read this correctly, you used to live underneath a Muslim toilet?
     
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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I very much enjoyed the hose gun they have in Thailand instead of bog roll. I used to get the ladyboys to tickle my anus with it.
     
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  18. GroveRanger

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    I used to work in the Social Housing sector, Council Housing to you and I. We would have jobs come in from tenants complaining of leaks from above, mould or damp in their flats etc. On investigation of the flats above it wasn't uncommon to find Muslim families sluicing down the floors of their toilets and bathrooms or using hoses and water jugs to douche themselves, hence the leaks going to the areas below.

    I could be kind and suggest that the glorious dwellings they used to live in back home were furnished with bidets and gold plated taps and that they were just trying to make do with what they could find over here. I could also be unkind and suggest that the filthy khazi they came from had a hole in the floor instead of a flushing toilet and a standpipe next to it with a hose on the end.
     
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    Just did a belter of a ghostie using the 2 position ...
     
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  20. GroveRanger

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    Saves on bog paper when you have one of those. Kevin Bridges has built a career on a joke about ghosties.
     
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