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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Glad you mentioned that <ok>
     
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  2. Stan

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    Perhaps not best but almost certainly most influential.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Trying to quickly think of a reason to take the gaffer’s Bentayga out for a spin, that would somehow be beneficial to him. I have a small window of opportunity here before he ****s off.
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    And the best.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Tell him the tyres need warming up as they may crack in the cold weather <ok>
     
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  6. Stan

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    Tell him you saw someone tampering with the brakes and that you’re prepared to give it a quick test drive.
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He’s just arrived in from his house so that ain’t gonna work.
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I’m thinking of asking him if he wants a free Nando’s but if he then says to go in another car I’m stuck buying the **** a Nando’s.
     
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  9. Stan

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    If he doesn’t believe the tampered brakes story then tamper with the brakes. On his way home he’ll think “if I somehow survive this journey I’ll never doubt Tel again.”
     
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  10. Stan

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    Replace his brake pedal with a piece of Nando’s chicken. When he presses down on what he thinks is the brake he will actually be treading on a bit of chicken. That will learn the ****.
     
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    Good plan, listen to Stan @Tel
     
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    You could just ask him, you tart.

    Just a thought like.
     
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    Press statement just released:

    200 officers employed prior to events. That was soon increased by officers from other areas.

    One life changing injury as well has an officer injured and a number of away coaches damaged.

    They have video evidence which is being investigated and EVERY individual identified, which they will be, will ALL be bought to justice, whether they be Everton, Millwall supporters or anyone else.

    No one specific incident caused it to happen, it happened over a number of hours, AND THERE WAS AN ARRANGED MEET!

    He repeated those responsible will be brought to justice. This is the worst case of violence the police have seen for sometime.

    Further reports state there are other episodes going on like this all the time, but only high profile events such as Millwall v Everton are being recognised by the media.
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah that won’t work.
     
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    Yeah, but who’s the greatest striker, Henry or Shearer?
     
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^****er posts on wrong thread..****y *****.
     
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    Henry, Shearer's a **** <whistle>
     
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    brb is like a rabid dog at the moment...
     
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    He didn’t mean to do that.
     
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