Well I’ve been to SD today and the bloke at the till forgot to scan the trainers my missus bought so I’ve robbed that fat **** of £35 today and I feel ****ing mint!!! Stitch that ya ****!!
Tut tut! No you haven't! Your wife did the robbing of the fat ****. I want to see you go down there tomorrow and rob something else!
I was caught off guard, what can I say. She left me in the last shop we were in and rang me to say she was in there. Thinking about the end game here fella, I’m working my way up to a 65” OLED, it’s hard work cos she thinks the 50” we’ve already got is too big but it’s not 4K and I can’t really see the full benefit of the 4K footage I’m capturing on my drone (not from Gatwick before you ****ers start)...there’s method in my madness is all I’m saying!!
Eventually it will be. Only 35000 today. I agree though it needs to be empty. Not to “show mike”, but more for people’s personal sanity and integrity. Why pay for this? It’s the worst football I’ve ever seen in my lifetime, and I remember Sam and Souness very well.
Technically it’s like I wasn’t even there. From the £72 of stock that left his shop only £32 has gone into his till so he’s £40 down in my book. So in theory I’ve done more than you ****ers are doing by NOT going Kinda makes sense in my head anyways!!
And there you are on the match day thread saying how much you enjoyed your day out shopping IN SPORTS DIRECT instead of going to the match. So actually your philosophy is Support the Regime Not the Team. Ban him Chippy -ban him now!
Always been a smart cookie and very astute businessman. He sees the angles a lot quicker than most is all.
as if the stock was worth £72 in the first place. Even with £32 in the till, I'll warrant the fat sh!te has made a profit off you. Next you'll be telling us you believe the stuff with the yellow stickers on is really being sold at a 70% discount. Still, you can't blame a man for where his missus goes shopping, and it's still a better outcome than paying full price.
normally I would tend to agree with you but the mrs bought a load of wooly cardy things and jumpers....all of which were about £4 each so i'm not gonna complain. I rarely buy stuff in there myself and if I do its normally perishable golf items which I begrudge paying more for than I really need to, tee's (which get lost/snapped) and balls which will eventually get lost, thankfully less frequently now than a few years ago. He's using our club for his benefit so I don't see why I should use his shops for my benefit...it's the same thing innit?
**** that, my game is bad enough mate. Anybody using them ****ers should have their handicap doubled....at least !!
