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How Do You Take a Dump?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Strange Nipples ST, Jan 28, 2019.

  1. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    The world is definitely a computer simulation and we're stuck in an infinite loop.
     
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  3. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    6 for me

    I’m woke tho.
     
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  4. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    I prefer to do it on someone’s chest.
     
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  5. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    No surprise you being an unwashed, uncouth, disgusting pape.
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You lying ****. You said ages ago that you face the cistern so you can put your head down for a wee snooze half way through. From that available data you would be 3.

    It would be hilarious if you respond to this by not saying, "in ye pop", but "in ye plop" Hahahaha pmsl just think of the laughs and likes you would get <party>
     
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  7. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    This is true monny but I’ve since changed my method after reading about it on the internet.
     
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  8. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Imagine you were put in a room with all the sites you'd done in your life.

    How incredible would that be?
     
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  9. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    *****es

    Stupid ****ing pooping spellchecker.
     
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    "Sites you'd done" as in all the birds you'd pumped? Yes that would be incredible. Oor Baz would just be in a room with Julie.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    This would be less incredible.
     
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  12. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    **** you and **** off, buddy.
     
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  13. Tina.

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    <laugh> harsh but true.
     
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  14. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    10 PRINT "**** off and die"
    20 GOTO 10
     
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  15. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Cross between 1 and 2 because I sit down but try to raise the legs as this is meant to be the optimum pooping position unless you are doing the full squat technique. Positions 4 and 6 are often the cause of damaged toilet seats which were frequent back in the days of working in social housing. Our muslim chums would not sit on the bog and would douche themselves with those hoses you stick onto the bath taps or if it was a separate WC they'd just pour jugs of water all over the place. Not a single f.uck given for the downstairs neighbours who would be flooded out as a result.
     
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  16. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    No one is allowed to use my toilets.

    Even I have to **** in the garden.
     
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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    :emoticon-0140-rofl: Oooffftttt
     
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  18. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Would need to be an unimaginably big room mate, just sayin'..

    And would go Event Horizon pretty quickly imho
     
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  19. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I've got 4 toilets in Lochrie manor and have only shat in two of them.

    KEEP ULSTER PROTESTANT
     
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  20. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Me, too. I'll **** in your other two toilets one day though.
     
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