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Off Topic Aussie The Magnificent Reads Your Stars !

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Aussie is going to be voilated on Monday.
    Moon River!!!!!!!
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 14, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Squat suggests....... man in bathroom with tool in hand, not necessarily a plumber.
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 14, 2017
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    Did you forsee me bending my tool - it's amazing :emoticon-0145-shake
     
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    Eric Le Merde, Dec 14, 2017
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  4. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Too much information, sire!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 14, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Aussie looks into his mirror ball and sees......What started as a fart is now running down your leg!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 26, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Aussie the magnificent sees Sans moving to a new place.
    It will have a front door to enter through, a sh!tter that he will block and a heater he will need to stop his nuts from falling off!
    All the best, Sans!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 30, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Maybe Sans got frozen over before he got to the new house!

    Long live The Sans!!!!!!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 1, 2018
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    SD settling into his new home.........

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 1, 2018
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    Moving Sans are no foundation to build on!
    Ha! I make joke!!!!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 2, 2018
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    San Diego, Jan 11, 2018
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    sd couldnt believe his luck when he saw the price of his new house
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    kiwiqpr, Jan 12, 2018
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    The Squat Master sees lovely people of this forum, donating to the ‘Save the Squat Appeal’.
    Please phone 1400SQUAT and donate $50 now!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 18, 2018
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    See above!
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 7, 2018
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    Donated ...But then you know that ...
     
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    Kittenish, Nov 7, 2018
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    Hey you should know I need you to read my stars. Get on with it .
     
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    Kittenish, Jan 20, 2019
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    Your stars!
    There is a lady who keeps bad company with some terrible forum chappies.
    The lady is a valued member.
    The lady is known to many famous people in Hollywood.
    The lady owes me $50 for writing this post!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 21, 2019
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    Fabulous.... It will have to be in Euro's. Trying to get shot before Brexit.


    217-iou.jpg
     
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    Kittenish, Jan 21, 2019
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I foresee litigation!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 24, 2019
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    Hey you are better than I thought.
     
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    Kittenish, Jan 26, 2019
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    Didley's got the best legal mind in his neighbourhood...........
     
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