Rangers v Celtic

The bank statements say that do they?

 

Naw, you tried to get him on the cheap thinking his family links to the club would make him push for a move to the "tic"

Villa paid the asking price. A full 200 grand more than Celtic were prepared to offer for Scotland's best young player.

 

Starsky And Hutch is good tonight.

 

Why are Taigs so thick?

 

Ask yer maw

 

It's in the genes, and the schooling.

 

Certainly in my jeans

 

So the latest comfort blanket is that Celtic are skint?

 

Papes are dumb

 

Patter flowing like cold treacle.

 

At least it’s a change from the usual dullards patter. Still shady though. Like their owners.

 

There's yon Irony Klaxon!

 

Says the bent Copper

 

Deary me, unwoke^^^^

 

Muslims bombing Kafflics in the Philippines

 

Says the fantasy man, go on Ben tell us how you won the war.

 

Berz getting gubbed today would be hilarious.

 

I have my Tena for Men on just in case I pish myself laughing if it happens.

tbf I usually wear them all the time, me being 64 and that.

 

Don't see it

By the law of averages they have to give Gerrard a reaction after throwing them under the bus again

Surely