Luv has an advantage, as he already knows all the ****s he's gonna be in charge of, and they all know he's a **** anyway.. It's not like he's going to a new place and has to suss out all the ****s..
Game, Set and ****s. He;ll be telling anyone with a beard they have to shave it of, and then try flogging them one of his dodgy razors that have been used by Welsh farmers to shave their favourite sheep arse. ****ing inbred Welsh *****s.
Doesn't Luv work in Cardiff? A plastic scouser telling inbred welsh ****s what to do.. He'll be teaching them how to steal tractor wheels.
Looking forward to tomorrow, early morning brief on what I expect. "Right y'****s I've collated advice from a football forum full of complete nutjobs and plan to go ahead with their advice in full. Strap yourselves in this is going to get bumpy."
Let us know how it goes mate. The first lot of advice is free. After that though we charge consultancy fees.
^^^^^^^^^hasn't even started, and he's going to get them to partake in some kinky perverted sex games... #luvlovesastrapon
at least it means the actual workers can actually get on with their job instead of pandering to the whims of a puffed up twat of a "boss"
