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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 26, 2019.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    So... to help boost ST renewal rates what other fake news do you think will be released by the block headed Keith Bishop?

    I think we’ll make another transfer record bid for a player (who is worth twice the bid value).

    I also think we’ll bid for a player who isn’t even for sale (Messi maybe?).

    So what bullshit is full in store from the club which it is proven in a court of law actively lies to fans and press?
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Peter Kenyon has started a crowd funding page, the takeover is back on. Honest guv.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Count me in for a fiver
     
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  4. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Newcastle will not sell their best players and get relegated again
     
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  5. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Do you mean we will not sell all our best players and will not get relegated or we will not sell them but will still get relegated? I need to know.
     
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  6. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Yes that's what i meant sorry
     
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  7. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Thanks for clearing that up.
     
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  8. mustyfrog

    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

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    Newcastle has best players?? there again there must be the best of a bad bunch
     
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  9. Rum & Black for 2

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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Shelvey.
     
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  11. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    he's a knob
     
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  12. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    NUFC will make a last minute bid to secure the signing of

    Gelston Martins (again despite the fact he doesn’t want to come)
    Miguel Almiron (again despite not wanting to pay)
    Barreca from Monaco (despite rejecting him once and he being ****)
    Will also be linked again to N’Soki, Samaris and just about any bugger else.
    Maybe Yannick Bolasie.
    What l do know is that if anybody does arrive before the window closes, they will be totally underwhelming.
    Best guess is we get no body.
     
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  13. mustyfrog

    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

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    I wish you would buy Bony, A Ayew, J Ayew, Bastion and all the other **** we still own, cmon you have Ki Shelvey and Fernandez
     
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  14. Lord Jonjomort

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    Well we’ve set our stall out to fail. We will never pay what it takes to get a player, end of. We may sneak the odd one in when a club/player eventually succumbs to our lowballing. We will always be sniffing around the bargain bin. Our best possible outcome from this window is a backup left back. There’s not even the remotest attempt to get a striker. We might if we are wildly optimistic get Almiron, but he’s coming from the MLS and will not be ready for the fight we have, it looks every bit as stupid as the pursuit of Thauvin or signing of Cabella.

    Just remember that there’s absolutely no end in sight, this is us and this is it forever.
     
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  15. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Well called GLITF, well called... what were your predictions for Tuesdays games btw?
    https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/spo...newcastle-united-news-transfers-live-15735326

     
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  16. Captainchaos.

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    No we sold them and got relegated
     
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  17. Geordie lass in the Fen

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  18. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Article was posted about an hour after your post... Mystic Meg is watching her back with you around!
     
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  19. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    Samaris and Barreca resurfacing again on FB.!
     
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  20. Hugh Briss

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    I don't think they'll even bother with any bare-faced lies this time.
    Everyone knows it's a ****ty way to run a club in the Premier League, but Ashley will never change.
     
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