Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Why do you try to sound cleverer than you clearly are?

 

My dad once told me if you get jumped..make sure you take one of them to hospital with you

 

Is this when you threaten to sue me or call the cops? I think you’re more comfortable bullying autistic lads half your age you rock legend.

 

Your problem, like a lot of plastics who support United, is that you lack any kind of imagination or creativity, or the ability to think or act for yourself .

You began supporting them, as every plastic does, because you have a desperate need to fit in. Plus, you know that the only way you are ever going to be successful in your life, is if someone gives it to you.

You are deeply insecure, I suspect.

You have a natural disliking for me, because I represent everything you ever wanted to be, but discovered, slowly over the course of your troubled like, you could never be.

 

Someone’s a bit grumpy this morning.

 

I’ve seen the truth Hilary. It didn’t destroy me. It gave me a good laugh though!

 

Stan's always like that.

He is in a permanent state of discontent.

 

Do you want me to show people the "truth" about you?

It's worth doing time in the Cooler.

 

Genuine question, how many times have you been to watch Spurs play over the last 5 years?

 

****ing hell that is some raw butt hurt right there.

 

How many times am I going to have to answer that question before you people actually listen?

 

Have you accessed my credit card statements?

 

Answer the question please. I've seen your lot once in that time, when my lot got pumped.

So how many times you been in the last five years?

 

The sun is shining. I've been cooked breakfast in bed. Arsenal got dry humped all over the park, last night...


I'm feeling great, Pix!

 

And yet you’re bleating like a little girl.

It’s because of that Sol Campbell avatar you’ve got coming up isn’t it ?

 

Hope you're in a good mood today mate

 

So let’s get this straight. You’re in bed eating your wife’s sausage.

You should keep your private life to yourself mate.

 

I've answered it several times. I have no intention of doing so again.

Pixie won't have the records, either. He only keeps records of things that put me in a bad light.

Obviously, he doesn't have many.

 

So the answer is none then