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Tina is dead

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  1. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    just found out today my sisters dog, Tina, has died. Think she’s about 15. My daddy told me that he let my sister scatter Tina’s ashes over my mother’s grave.

    2 bitches in the same plot now <party>
     
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    Tina., Jan 25, 2019
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  2. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Your sister lets men **** on her chest and post it online.
     
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    EDGE., Jan 25, 2019
  3. Tina.

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    Which one?
     
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    Tina., Jan 25, 2019
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  4. EDGE.

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    The one with sweetcorn on her bra
     
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  5. Tina.

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    Need to narrow it down a bit, pal.
     
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    Tina., Jan 25, 2019
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  6. Easter Road 1980

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    Is your sister gay?
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Jan 25, 2019
  7. stopmeandslapme

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    I didn't know your mother had died, there was no thread or I must have missed it.
    My deepest sympathy.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jan 25, 2019
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  8. Toby

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    How can your sister be 15 years old?
     
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    Toby, Jan 25, 2019
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  9. Strange Nipples ST

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    What kind of mad **** gets their deid dug cremated? Same sort of ****s who put coats on dugs. ****ing weirdos.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Jan 25, 2019
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  10. Tina.

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    I had a cat that died years ago and asked about it getting cremated. It cost a fortune so I said just keep it.
     
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    Tina., Jan 25, 2019
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  11. Tina.

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    <laugh> it’s ok, she was an old witch.
     
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    Tina., Jan 25, 2019
  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Your wife eats dog ffs. Pipe doon
     
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    Toley Fart, Jan 25, 2019
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    She's Japanese, not Korean, you ****ing falafel eating fud.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Jan 25, 2019
  14. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    :emoticon-0137-clapp
     
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    Toley Fart, Jan 25, 2019
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    ^^^^ Thinks only Koreans eat dogs ffs
     
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    monacoger, Jan 26, 2019
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  16. Easter Road 1980

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    *He's
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Jan 26, 2019
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    Is it true that's where the expression "Wokking the dog" came from?
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jan 26, 2019
  18. monacoger

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    No.
     
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    monacoger, Jan 26, 2019
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