Weekend Thread #4

Never tasted rhubarb

True story

 

Using his leg as a driver?

 

Haggis, neeps n totties tonight for Burns Night then me n Jules going to play badminton.

Tomorrow, Declan's got a game then probably go down Finnieston for something to eat.

Sunday, probably try and fist her arse then watch Teds slay Lions at the Spaghettihad.

 

Sounds fun packed ....

 

I like it with salt and dont bother with sauces.

Fisting that is.

 

Sounds lovely Baz.

I love Haggis.

Have you ever tried the vegetarian Haggis, very spicy and absolutely gorgeous.

Will you be porking Julie before or after the meal? Or perhaps during?

 

I hope not

 

Hi, Drew.

In the past, I have tended to shun any meal specifically labelled as vegetarian after having a rather less than pleasant with the resident GC bumder who mistook my friendly nature with rampant poovery and entered my PM box uninvited with a collection of 'selfies' with him inserting various phallus shaped vegetables into his own busted sphincter.

I initially thought it was an audition for Celtic boys club trials.

 

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Would you stop chicken dipping in and out of different threads.

I can't keep up, I'm a simple country loon.

Thanks in advance Mindy.

 

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This thread delivers ...

 

It's deffo the weekend thread.

 

Grove smashes it like Gordon Neely in the changing room

As per

 

Getting ripped by the puns

 

This ...that ****s thread is pish

 

Never liked the **** anyway. This is a good way to get back at him, he'll be fuming when he reads this too.

 

Spewin lego bricks no doubt

 

Lying down on his massive pillow ... Crying and flooding the room

 

#Tetrispillow