Can't disappoint my fan club ... even if it does have the collective IQ of a tin of beans ... in fairness that's probably just Libby dragging the average down
Cos nothing says intelligence like a 50 something year old man talking about how many valentines cards they got or how many times they had sex 30 years ago.
Why would you equate that with intelligence Libby? ... was just a random fact ... you seem a bit sensitive ... is it perhaps because the number is more than your cumulative lifetime total?
Dont know mate, I stopped counting how many chuffs I'd slung one up when I was about 19. As for cards I'm from the 90s we get emails bru.
I wasn't great at pulling girls when I was young...now I pimp them. Life takes us all on different journeys
I'm good when I can be arsed. I largely prefer not to bother much these days, too much hassle and women are generally ****s.
I went through a phase of pulling a different bird every week back in my yoot. There were a couple of clubs I’d go to where you’d have to be either gay or Matth not to get laid. Calmed down a fair bit after that and had a few steady girlfriends, then when I started playing in a band it was like a ****ing cliche with girls wanting to throw themselves at you. I used to pick out 3 or 4 in the crowd who were giving me the eye and then chat them up afterwards, too easy. Shame I was already married by then
I wonder who is going to bottle it tonight, Arsenal or United. Either way, it's going to be playtime for the cheap wumsters on this board . I'm so glad that I left those days behind me.
