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Dear Mrs K... Barnsley's in house agony aunt solves your problems.

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Kittenish, Jan 18, 2019.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Dear Mrs K,

    I was considering making a deposit, but have since given up on the idea, as viewing pictures of Diane Abbott has put me off......

    Yours sincerely,

    Arthur
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 22, 2019
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  2. Eric Le Merde

    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

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    Dear Mrs K,

    A friend of mine has an awful problem with flatulence, is that how you spell it Didley?

    Can you provide some assistance to us all.

    Thanks
     
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    Eric Le Merde, Jan 24, 2019
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  3. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Please provide some assistance to my friend.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 24, 2019
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  4. Eric Le Merde

    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

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    Help Help Help flatulence abounds !!!!!
     
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    Eric Le Merde, Jan 24, 2019
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  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I am without wind.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 24, 2019
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  6. Eric Le Merde

    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

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    Perhaps now !
     
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    Eric Le Merde, Jan 24, 2019
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  7. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Dear Anus Aunt,
    I am without wind.
    Can you help?

    ( think l might have spelt your titke wrong)
    Sorry.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 24, 2019
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  8. Eric Le Merde

    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

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    Do you mean Santa Unu ?
     
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    Eric Le Merde, Jan 24, 2019
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  9. Kittenish

    Kittenish Well-Known Member

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    I am off out so you will have to wait until later. You are so demanding .....
     
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    Kittenish, Jan 24, 2019
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  10. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Hope l havent offended with my bad spelling!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 24, 2019
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  11. Eric Le Merde

    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

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    So where are you going ? anywhere interesting

    Should not have asked that unless I can cope with the answer
     
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    Eric Le Merde, Jan 24, 2019
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  12. Kittenish

    Kittenish Well-Known Member

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    Coffee, lunch and then pub . You can cope .
     
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    Kittenish, Jan 24, 2019
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  13. Eric Le Merde

    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

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    Oh that's fine then I was just wondering
     
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    Eric Le Merde, Jan 24, 2019
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  14. Kittenish

    Kittenish Well-Known Member

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    You are invited. ... oh hang on a minute I forgot ...you live too far away. Another time x
     
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    Kittenish, Jan 24, 2019
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  15. Eric Le Merde

    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

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    Haven't you got an agony line to staff, where are your priorities ????
     
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    Eric Le Merde, Jan 24, 2019
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  16. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Think you've been shafted, mate.
    Done a real number on ya!
    I'd take my business elsewhere if l was you.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 24, 2019
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  17. Eric Le Merde

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    Dear Mrs K

    My illusions have been shattered and I have been left a broken man, asking for a friend obviously, please advise
     
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    Eric Le Merde, Jan 25, 2019
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  18. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Look at my bad spelling faults abound.
    It should read, Aunt Anus?
    Woops, sorry .............. Anus Agony?
    Agony of an Anus?
    I'm getting so confused right now ...........................
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 25, 2019
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  19. Kittenish

    Kittenish Well-Known Member

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    Dear Friend of a friend with a problem

    Indeed this is a common problem with men of a certain age .

    I recommend the following...or get a new friend.
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    1. Stylish and discreet flatulence filtering underwear
    2. Ideal underwear for people suffering with excessive flatulence
    3. Perfect for those with digestive disorders, Crohn’s, colitis, bowel and gastric bypass surgery
    4. Carbon panelling traps and neutralises the odour
    5. Comfortable to wear – just like your ordinary boxer shorts!
    Mrs K.
     
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    Kittenish, Jan 25, 2019
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  20. Kittenish

    Kittenish Well-Known Member

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    Dear shattered illusions

    Are they shattered in relation to the flatulence problem or is this some new issue ?

    Mrs K.
     
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    Kittenish, Jan 25, 2019
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