In fairness mate a lot of that is less to do with the footballing gods and more to do with your transfer policy.
It's quite simple, you're a bunch of ****s mate. To be fair, it's only Spurs fans who don't understand that. That's why the football gods always ensure that you go #spursy
Some days, I really wish I hated football. Why can’t I like cricket? Or golf? Or something you can never really be massively disappointed in.