Yeah well we definitely won't be scoring, seeing as three of our four top scorers are missing whilst the other has only just returned to training this week and so likely won't play the full 90. I'd take 0-0 all day long, can't see it though. As for the final if we make it, let's see how many players we actually have available before predicting our chances, yeah?
Listen Bru, if you want a nice pack of chocolate digestives or something you just let me know, and I'll nip down the shops for you.
That Kamara guy at Fulham, who had an argument with Mitrovic over the penalty and then supposedly clashed with Mitrovic in a yoga session, has now been arrested on suspicion of ABH after clashing with Fulham staff. Odds on him ever playing for Fulham again?
Wales boss Ryan Giggs thinks Aaron Ramsey will improve as a player by moving to a "top-class" club like Juventus. Oooh...Nice one Giggsy...