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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Jan 18, 2019.

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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Should have offered him a Toblerone mate ... <whistle>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Jan 23, 2019
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Looks pretty good will wait until it's on tv though.
     
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    luvgonzo, Jan 23, 2019
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  3. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Occasionally a **** at work is necessary, it’s just not preferable, especially when you work from home and live in a skip.
     
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    Stan, Jan 23, 2019
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Steve Coogan’s got all Stan Laurel’s mannerisms, facial expressions etc down to a t <ok>
    John C Reilly is pretty believable as Oliver Hardy too.
     
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    Archers Road, Jan 23, 2019
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Don’t **** in the skip mate. One must have standards
     
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    Archers Road, Jan 23, 2019
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Yeah do it in a barn <ok>
     
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    Libby, Jan 23, 2019
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Just designate a particular corner and keep to it <ok>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Jan 23, 2019
  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Might be hard after a skinful...
     
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    Libby, Jan 23, 2019
  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Nah, it’s usually sloppy after a skinful iirc
     
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    Archers Road, Jan 23, 2019
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Must have good memory for your age then <whistle>
     
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    Libby, Jan 23, 2019
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  11. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    Recycling gate update:

    She has moved out...







    Gone to live with her dad...





    <laugh>
     
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    Sweats, Jan 23, 2019
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  12. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    <party>
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Jan 23, 2019
  13. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Back within a week.
     
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    Commachio, Jan 23, 2019
  14. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    I’m ****ing hoping not. Making plans for her bedroom. Going to be an office and my PlayStation room.
     
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    Sweats, Jan 23, 2019
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  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I'd bide my time for at least a week or 2....
     
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    Commachio, Jan 23, 2019
  16. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Fingers crossed mate.
     
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    Libby, Jan 23, 2019
  17. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    ****ing precious ****s = HR

    i hate all HR staff as they do **** all of note or worth
     
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    gooner4ever, Jan 23, 2019
  18. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Guy I used to work with would say "Those that can, do; those that can't, teach ... and those that can't teach ... go into HR" <laugh>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Jan 24, 2019
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  19. Archers Road

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    Apart from writing out your contract of employment, processing your wages, and advising your employers of their legal obligations to you as an employee <ok>
     
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    Archers Road, Jan 24, 2019
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  20. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Yeah but apart from that, **** all. <laugh>
     
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    Blueman, Jan 24, 2019
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