Unfortunately I don't think this would work on UK or I'd get you one for your birthday... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MZCVV3P/?tag=not606-20
Still alive. My BS mate got me a vimto flavoured THC sweet for a prezzie. Like a controllable trip. Got absolutely bladdered and I've still got 10 pints in for today.
Thanks boys. Decent turnout. Few notable no-shows, but a good crew and plenty of ale. Unit made a great cottage pie. Part 2 at tea time.
Hope you had a good birthday and you'll relive it in flashbacks so many times that you'll never forget it.
Good birthday, that. Well looked after on the booze front coupled with the imminent return of my youngest from the antipodes, which both she and her bloke loathe. Result