God, Aliens And Darwin

All my jokes are original.

And I am unanimous in that.

 

So, has man been to the moon or not? And if so, how many times? And when?

Thanks in advance.

 

He has, several times during the 60s and 70s.

Happy to help.

 

That's good enough for me.

Cheers, Dev.

 

Never landed on the moon and never will.

It's all pie in the sky.

 

What type of pie, ER?

Pie thread...

 

Now you're typing (especially for fat Baldospastic) Ponders.

So many pies to choose from.

 

There was already a pie thread iirc. The northernists like the Scotch Pie which I agree tastes great, but I am sure there would be the usual twerps voting for some kind of abomination with feta cheese and filo pastry served on a slate by juggling Albanians with ironic beards in a gastro pub in Hoxton.

 

I have forwarded this to Stanley Kubrick for the complete answer.
However, it is clear that HAL was his duplicitous conscience being given a voice.
As Si brings to our attention, it is a physical impossibility for humans to pass unscathed through Van Halens Belt while protected by nothing more than tin foil and duct tape..

 

They had lead tiles

 

Do you mean Eddie Van Halen's belt?

 

Indeed I do, though I stole it shamelessly from Duncan D.

 

Plagiarism is expected on here after Iains shameless poaching of jokes

 

Might as well jump etc