Off Topic Moaning bastard society

Slipped in his vomit and fell in it?

 

As was I!

****ing hell.

 

You know . I wondered how that would come across .

Was meant as a joke , as soon as I Saw / READ it again , I thought OOPS !

 

For the record .

My mention of the temperature of the sh$$ that I saw was meant purely in jest .

I mean the sh$$ that I saw at that time , not the quality of responses to my comment

 

Its an office conversion.

A series of offices on what was a farm once upon a time.

 

That's how it goes sometimes

 

Snow. ****ing hate it, we have a light covering and that's enough to set me off.

 

It’s not even real snow. Just enough of a dusting to cause every road user to drive at either 5mph or 50mph.

 

I really hate it, annoying stuff.

 

No snow, but plenty of frost..

**** time of year for driving, as the sun glares of the road and you can't see a ****ing thing.

 

Just **** in a chocolate wrapper and put it in the waste bin .... cleaners will just think your Toblerone melted ...

 

so very true ... had to drive around the M25 anti-clockwise last night during rush hour when it was coming down the heaviest ... a mixture of "timid Terrences"and uber daft twats don't make for a relaxing drive ...

 

Have a **** at home like any normal person. Who craps at work ffs?

 

Certainly not me

 

For those who can't/won't **** at work, how exactly do you cope after a skinful?

You're telling me you can go 10 or so hours without ****ting when you've been on the lash heavily?

I'd probably **** myself by ten o'clock.

 

On the subject of **** ... ever since turning 45 the company medicals I have had annually / bi-annually have included a '****-kit' to test for bowel cancer - it consists of 3 little cardboard envelopes and small wooden sticks - when you open the envelope there are are two tiny squares that you have to smear feces on ... but not from the same turd ... hours of fun - and you have to do it on 3 different days - once you are done you put them into a larger specialised envelope and take it with you to the medical where, inevitably, you have to hand it over to a rather nice looking receptionist at the Nuffield / Bupa centre at the start of the actual medical

EDIT .... she then asks you to provide a urine sample and gives you a plastic container to piss in .... which you have to give back to her still warm

 

****ers probably known as "Farty McFartface" to colleagues in their work places

 

**** thread

 

Went to see Stan and Ollie yesterday. It’s okay, I liked it. Would probably prefer to have watched one of their actual movies though.

Some **** sat three rows in front, kept pulling his phone out