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Dangerous animals in the UK?

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Febbos, Sep 7, 2011.

  1. Febbos

    Febbos Well-Known Member

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    I got attacked by a huge spider yesterday. That mothafucka could have taken down a freaking cow :emoticon-0107-sweat

    As the huge Swedish viking I am, I jumped up onto the sofa, and took some gigant leaps towards the bedroom......never looking back.

    SO....

    Are there any dangerous animals in the UK besides some scary ass snakes? :emoticon-0107-sweat

    This is pretty much how big it was :(
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    "**** that" was pretty much my first reaction, and still is! I still haven't found it though (keeps on being scared)
     
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  2. N

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    UK House Spiders are truly awful creatures.

    I once drank from a glass in the middle of the night with one in it, scared me to death and I've hated them since.
     
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  3. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    "Attacked" by a spider Febbos!! You are ruining the image i have of you.
     
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  4. Febbos

    Febbos Well-Known Member

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    The whole Swedish viking-image?
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    :cheesy:
     
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  5. prideofyorkshire

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    This was how i imagined Febbos to look pre being afraid of spiders came to light: alexander_skarsgard.jpg

    This is how i imagine he looks now: Man_Scared_Face_Reference_by_ahtibat_stock.jpg
     
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  6. DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)

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  7. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    You mean it's not true?? Christ what is there to believe in anymore, you dont look like Thor, the tickler's neither man or woman and OLM, according to some goes to Skeggy on holiday and has a Kilgallon fetish.
     
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  8. H-D

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    I reckon that's something like Febbos, but with a Hull City tattoo instead of a dirty Leeds badge <ok>
     
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  9. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    Worrying thing is, he's the brighest bloke in Leeds.
     
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  10. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    Watch out for bears, wolves, panthers, foxes, badgers (right nasty ****ers), funnel web spiders, killer bees, scorpions, jellyfish at the beach, lions (millwall fans), leeds fans, and the welsh.
     
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  11. tigercity

    tigercity Well-Known Member

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    House spiders can grow quite large, but in fact they do a good job and are harmless.. the one you put in the picture isn't British..
     
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  12. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    He's actually a Manc. So there.
     
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  13. BernsteinTiger

    BernsteinTiger Well-Known Member

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    What is going on with Spiders in this country though? I really don't recall having spiders as big as they are these days when I was a kid. Kicked a few out this year you could have put a saddle on.
     
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  14. prideofyorkshire

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    Same here. Well, i suck them up with the henry hoover. They're probably building a little spider army in there... *shudder*
     
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  15. Elmos_right_peg

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    The weather we have had this year has been ideal conditions for them to get the way they have plus its helping with their mating so there a damn site more of them aswell stupid british weather
     
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  16. N

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    We always get them running across our living room floor. We had one a few nights ago and it was so big it had to duck down to get under the sofa.

    Luckily the dog takes great pleasure in eating them.
     
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  17. andy payton's mullet

    andy payton's mullet Well-Known Member

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    Febbos that's nothing. Check out this little beauty...

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  18. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    That's two separate spiders though... <asifitmatters>
     
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  19. andy payton's mullet

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    Two very large separate spiders...
     
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  20. Elmos_right_peg

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    Thank **** we dont get them here although if we did i wouldnt do my usuall trick of feeding them to my dragons lol
     
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