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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Jan 18, 2019.

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  1. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Will it be in a car park? And can we have teay afterwards?
     
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    Libby, Jan 21, 2019
  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Wow.
     
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    Libby, Jan 21, 2019
  3. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Actually think it’s no bad thing if it somehow helps someone though I’m 99% sure it was deleted by everyone. All big companies now are all over mental health.
     
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  4. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    In a cage? Teay afterwards of course.
     
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    Blueman, Jan 21, 2019
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  5. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    You sound serous.
     
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    Libby, Jan 21, 2019
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  6. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    There was just one cubicle shared by both sexes.

    They've ripped that out in order to split it into two so there is a male and female.

    Result is we have no toilet whilst they're doing it!

    2 weeks.
     
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    Sharpe*, Jan 22, 2019
  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>

    **** that, I'd be a right **** about it.
     
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    Libby, Jan 22, 2019
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    At least it's not Monday anymore.
     
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    luvgonzo, Jan 22, 2019
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  9. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    A fuss was kicked up and the landlord has given us a key to another barn.

    Fun walking past their occupants to have a **** <ok>

    "Hello, I'm just going for a dump".
     
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    Sharpe*, Jan 22, 2019
  10. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Think the more obvious question is why the **** are you working in a barn
     
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    Saintmagic, Jan 22, 2019
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  11. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Why don't you take a **** before you leave your place? I'm not a big fan of dumping in public toilets.
     
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    Stan, Jan 22, 2019
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  12. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    Always love having a dump at work.

    Get paid to dump and surf not606
     
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    BobbyD, Jan 22, 2019
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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Doing it right now <cool>
     
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    Toby, Jan 22, 2019
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  14. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Me neither mate. ****ing horrible.
     
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    Blueman, Jan 22, 2019
  15. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    No issue with ****ting in public toilets ever since I had to when I was 16.
     
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    Libby, Jan 22, 2019
  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    If you’re working in a barn just **** on the floor ffs.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jan 22, 2019
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  17. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Walked into our local public toilets for a pi$$ , threw up on the spot . Some dirty bastard had had a sh&& and missed half the bowl . Next door ( or very near ) .

    Animal. :steam:

    Typing this makes me want to puke .

    It wasn't even warm FFS ! *
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Jan 22, 2019
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  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Wasn’t even warm... Did you pick it up?
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jan 22, 2019
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  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I was wondering <laugh>
     
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    Libby, Jan 22, 2019
  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He was either expecting to see steam or he picked it up, there’s no other answer.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jan 22, 2019
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