Roses are red I'm feeling peckish For a transfer at Spurs So let's sign Grealish Haha, Colin you have ****ed it now. You've set me off, my minds got a 100 of these floating about.
Roses are red, We need to score goals, Want to be in the final? It's time for Jack Roles. Or, for the Cheese Room Edam is red, Epoisses is smelly, If you want this to stop, Sign Tanguy Ndombele.
Sell Winks and buy Carroll? You must've been drinking. Leave the donkey at West Ham. What the **** were you thinking?
Carroll the worst ever? You have to think hard, son Some of us remember We almost signed John Hartson
Our team is great Their shirts lilywhite Just always remember That Arsenal are ****e I’m a poet and don’t I know it Sonny’s in Asia To the final he’s going That’s why we should sign Hull’s Jarrod Bowen
Sorry to be a party pooper and offer no poetry, but I’ve just seen that Kevin Prince Boateng has signed for Barcelona. WTAF?! Malcom incoming?
Rose’s on google, Looking at our potential targets. “Who the **** is that?”, he says, Oh, and btw, I’m **** at rhyming.
Don't think we've ever been linked with him mate. We've been looking at Hull's Jarrod Bowen who plays in a similar role to him though. Bowen also makes more sense for us as ideally we need to be adding HG players at the moment.
Plus Williams has never really found consistency at Bilbao IMO, but I think the most important factor is the HG status that Bowen carries.
Yeah I think the HG factor is our primary objective. It’s amazing that a club like us is struggling for such a thing when considering the amount of players we use(d) from the academy plus those we’ve bought from lower leagues. The Championship is rammed full of talent at the moment, clubs could do a lot worse than looking at some of the players there.
So you mean... There’s talent just one league below We’re just lacking someone who knows Who the Spurs should buy I’m sure there’s a guy Who his knowledge of players could show