I reckon a bit of the Banksy in @brb and a bit of the Fred Dibnah in you mate... Either way you seem to have sussed Tevez..
@Matth_2014 is a right ugly twat like, he should be looking at Stephen Hawking for inspiration on how to talk and look good.. He will never pull a lass with face like a rinsed cabbage.. What's with the nose as well? looks like he has last years lottery tickets up there..