Off Topic I was accused of bullying basically at work today

It was feeding on a dead whale carcass - which was why they felt 'secure'

 

Oh aye, that'll work.

Chum in water, they get in water, shark is in water..

It's like the script from Jaws.

 

Thought sharks wouldn't always attack humans?

 

They won't. But there's always a chance. Especially with food in the water.

 

Yeah like **** would I do it.

Reminds me of Jeremy Wade getting in a tank full of piranhas to prove they won't attack people.

Wouldn't fancy that either

 

Sharks eat seals.
Diver looks like a seal.

18ft great white that is hungry...what can possibly go wrong.

 

am i the only one who secretly wishes the shark had just bit the silly bitch

 

No mate, would make much better tv

 

the first good reality TV

 

They don't. They've got a terrible reputation because of the film, Jaws. In countries like the USA where shark attacks are possibly the highest anywhere in the world, there's only about 15 shark attacks a year and they'll always be sharks about in the waters across there...

 

... the only problem is that even an experimental "what are you?" bite from a Great White is likely to prove fatal ...

... if anybody wants a good non-fiction read then this is great - factual account of what Jaws was loosely based on ...

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Probably shorter than your average post as well.

 

I'm guessing you don't read much, do you Tel?

 

I read things that I need to read, I don’t read for fun.

 

That's a charge sheet Tel ... you should expand your experiences mate

 

I don’t condone or participate in bad behaviour my friend.

Reading bores me, I don’t see any point in reading a story that somebody has made up.

 

Yet you like watching 22 men running around a grass surface attempting to kick an air filled bag into one of two nets under rules that some guy has made up...

There are many types of reading Tel - not everything needs to be made up ... although escapism through works of fiction can be therapeutic as a means of relaxation and stress management ...

 

Agreed, this is a great book.

Recommend to anyone.

 

Like I said, if I need to read it then I will. I don’t read for fun.

 

If the book was any good it is usually made into a film.