Yeah but it all improves from here. Until next year then the cycle starts again. Until the blissful release of death.
I already know exactly who the first person at work who will mention it, she is your archetype menopausal woman: overweight and always telling everyone about her latest diet and how many pounds she has lost - yet you couldn't tell; single and always bemoaning the fact that no one fancies her - see above; has an opinion about everything, but always wrong as her facts are based on gossip columns and input from other clueless women. I am writing this whilst waiting for the dentist, so not in a good mood.
I'm a little grumpy today. Working in an office barn where we have a shared toilet. The landlord has decided to strip out the single cubicle and split the room so there is one male and one female. Has he paid for a temporary portacabin though? Has he ****. Had to go to MacDonald's for a ****! Trying to get hold of the **** now.
Have I missed some key info on this? Just **** in the male one. Or the female one which is probably more pleasant.
