My youngest is a pain and I had to stop him playing football as he just wanted to fight everyone and would walk off of they were losing, my oldest was so good but his little brother is a FIFA generation idiot.
Work colleagues! Why can't I just have my own office? Bunch of weird, moaning, self centred ****ers that are a waste of air.
When my boy was about 13 he showed a bit of an aptitude for tennis, so, keen to encourage this, me and him started going down to the municipal courts in our local park. And yeah, basic technique seemed to come quite naturally to him. But he wanted to smash every ball, I mean he was only happy if he could ****ing ace it every time. And of course that isn't possible, so from somewhere within this normally gentle soul, emerged a raging John McEnroe who was forever lobbing racquets around the court. The tennis career did not last long. He took up Kung Fu and boxing soon after.
That's a thread of its own right there. Some of them feel the need to comment on every tiny little ****ing thing they see or hear."ooh Dan - are you eating a kit kat?" No - I'm rewiring Westminster tube Station - what does it look like you stupid ****? Seriously - these people cannot allow any silence to go unfilled.
For instance I am not sure why an Alien race allergic to water would want to come to Earth, a planet that is 60% water, with a sizeable amount of hydrogen in the atmosphere. Some invasion, all we'd have to do is wait till it rained and they'd be ****ed EDIT: Infact no, the moisture in the air would kill them to begin with, they'd need suits.
Yeah, the aliens were a bit **** when you finally got to see them, basically just skinny blokes in morph suits. Held my attention though, and the cast was decent.
Yeah, they addressed that in the newer Nurse Who episodes I think. Daleks have jets that can make them fly.
Something that annoys me, is the domination (for the most part) of football by Northern teams. I know this is because, up until recently, football was a peasants game and in the north everyone is impoverished and inbred, so they play football to ease their suffering.......but now that it is a multi-billion pound enterprise, the rest of the country is catching on In all seriousness though, the top 2 positions in the league have only both been occupied by London teams at the end of the season 3 times in the whole of football history....the amount of London teams there are and only 3 times it has happened (2004: Arsenal and Chelsea, 2005: Chelsea and Arsenal, 2017: Chelsea and Tottenham). It took till 2004 for it to happen!!
Do you think that might be because London teams tend to have a disproportionate number of ****s as players and ****ers as fans? Per latest Opta stats
