Berb. All father's think their daughters are beautiful. However, I wish I had a quid for every time I'd heard "How can you be responsible for those two". In your case, it doesn't matter how fit they are. My youngest daughter is going out with a fine, young and upstanding Liverpool FC supporter. My oldest daughter (who's at university in manchester against my strong advice) dumped her previous feller because she got sick of him going on about you lot, even though he does some youth team coaching at citeh. She dislikes united intensely. Kopperknob. Fail. I left my wife because, after 18 years she was boring. Didn't like drinking OR smoking (anything). Just got sick of it in the end.
No way would I have sex with another Scouser, that's the whole reason why I moved up to Newcastle. That, and because a lot of people didn't agree with me having it off with my sister.
well it is fast approaching that time where we can all leave the office, go to a juicer drink 5 pints drive home an beat up our nearest an dearest for burning the dinner..
It is where you live all in glorious techniCOLOR Tell Berb he might stand a chance with my ex-wife. I forgot. Another reason I left he is that she hates Scousers. She only married me for my looks, intellect and the massive proportions on my Hammerhead.
haha.. Oh yes... she wants to see me again... was playing online scrabble with her today she masturbated 3 times during the game...
I shall endeavour to do so... will send you a copy an paste of one of the stories she writes.. will do that on here pm..
5 pints of guiness mixed meat kebab last night.. I have black stinking s h i t s this morning of loose consistency... thought i would let you all know..
