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The Londonistan violent crime thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DUNCAN DONUTS, Apr 3, 2018.

  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Yeah, cos that’s a hanging offence.

    Did you never ride a moped illegally when you were a kid? I thought everyone did.
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

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    No but rode a Honda 50 and ran into a tree,good times.
     
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  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    He could have ran over and killed a father and with no insurance cover, the family of the father would most likely end up living in a hostel. Harmless fun?
     
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  4. GroveRanger

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    Lest we forget not every scooter is ridden by a black teenager in a gang selling drugs or robbing phones. You can't blame all scooters, that would be wrong.

    You are just as likely to slip in the shower as get acid thrown in your face by a scooter gang member.
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I sure did but I didn't own my moped.
     
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I think the important part of the story was the 3 other guys that ran over the 14 year old scooter boy and stabbed him to death in the middle of the road .

    We could blame the senseless death on Mod Culture made popular by white males in the 1960s.

    @Looney Leftie
     
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  7. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I can well believe it, Mick <laugh>
     
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  8. Strange Nipples ST

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    Can you settle an argument Ponders? Is it okay to write "an hysterical" or should it be "a hysterical"?

    I think both are okay (and that "an hysterical" is fine in the right context) but that monkey abuser Monaco thinks it should only be "a hysterical".
     
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  9. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    It's only "an" when the next word starts with a vowel. "H" is not a vowel you ****ing uneducated AIDS ridden junkie ***got.

    So **** off back to Nippoland.
     
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  10. Strange Nipples ST

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    It's fine to use "an" before h if the word starts with an unstressed syllable. Also, would you say "a honour"? No, you ****ing wouldn't you dickless old ****.
     
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  11. Ponders Revisited

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    An horse <doh>
    An house <doh>
    An historic town <doh>
    An hysterical woman <doh>
    An honourable gentleman :)
    An honest mistake :)
    An hour from Tulsa :)

    Using 'an' before 'historic' boils my piss, but still people do it, particularly newsreaders who want to sound educated.

    In my opinion, Monaco is right.

    Check out this sign that I see on a weekly basis :mad:

    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    I always knew you were a ****, Ponders, and now you're just confirmed it.
     
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  13. Ponders Revisited

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    Fair dues. :smile:
     
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  14. Archers Road

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    It’s 24 hours from Tulsa <ok>
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

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    That depends on were you're travelling to:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  16. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    San Jose normally, but I don’t know the way. Do you?
     
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  17. Strange Nipples ST

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    And you're wrong anyway.
     
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  18. Ponders Revisited

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    It isn't when you live in Skiatook.
     
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  19. Ponders Revisited

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    In my opinion, I'm right.
     
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  20. Strange Nipples ST

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    Clearly your opinion doesn't count for much.
     
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